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Showing posts with label my fat ass. Show all posts
Showing posts with label my fat ass. Show all posts

Monday, October 3, 2011

Kind of, sort of, maybe, not really

I LOVE LOVE LOVE Fall, seriously such a pretty time of year in the great state of Utah.  But with the coming of Fall means that the dreaded Winter is around the corner. This year I'm going to do my best to just ENJOY Fall and not think about Winter.  Am I supposed to capitalize seasons?

I think I need to take a writing class, and while I'm at it I think a math class is in order, just so I can actually help William with his homework, because let's face it, Andy isn't here all that often when it's time to do homework. Not that he has ANY homework this year. But, that's for another time.
Small tangent, sorry.

I hope my body starts reacting and showing some of the results from my labors because I am running out of options. I realized much to my dismay that I'm 2 sizes bigger this October than I was last October.  Not good. At all.

One more thing, it was General Conference this weekend, but THIS talk was bar far my favorite, he gave it at the women's meeting last weekend which I went to with my mother and sisters-in-law. So I was actually there in person when he gave it. Loved it, love him.

Saturday, September 17, 2011

Well I feel stupid....

****************Warning: If you get grossed out by bathroom talk DO NOT READ***************


Because I have been juicing and therefore drinking so many beets, my pee has been sort of a pinkish/peach  color and my poop has been red, bright red.  I found it very alarming, especially because I got a bleeding ulcer while planning my wedding and had to have a colonoscopy shortly after we were married. The ulcer hasn't bothered me very much since then. So I thought to myself, beets are BRIGHT pink/purple, NOT red. So I called the doc and they wanted to see me ASAP.
TMI ALERT: I went in knowing what she would have to do to check for blood in my poop, she had to stick her finger up "there".  She was sure it was going to be positive, I told her about the beets and she said the same thing, it would be pink, not red. Nope it was negative for blood. I'm not complaining about that, I'm complaining that I should of known better and just waited until beets were out of my system, rather than pay $25 for a doctor to stick her finger up my @$$.