I'm sick :(

I don't have strep or the flu so its just a virus that has to run its course. The doctor gave me an anti-biotic in case I'm not better in 5 days.  I can barely keep my head up and swallowing and talking are painful.  Sucking on a straw hurts too.  Doesn't the universe know that mommy's can't get sick? Its not part of our job description! Matthew is trying his hardest to make me laugh by telling me chicken jokes that go a little like this:

Guess What? Chicken Butt
Guess Why? Chicken Thigh
Guess Who? Chicken Poo
Guess When? Chicken Pen

After that he just makes things up that don't rhyme or make any sense. Yes I'm working with him to not say  poo or butt.