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Sunday, March 1, 2009

Funny stories about my kids.....

So Matty can't talk very well BUT one thing that he says VERY well is "NO NO Minnie" he has a nightly ritual of harassing the cat.... He will see her and just start running after her saying, "NO NO Minnie!" He also laughs hysterically when she darts out of the way at the various toys he throws at her. Also when he says No No its not in his cute sweet voice, its a deep growling voice. I guess he doesn't like when she is eating her food either, because I will hear the cat crunching her food and then shortly there after Matthew will be growling "NO NO Minnie!" Then much to my surprise every day he will ask me in his cute sweet voice, "Where Minnie Go?" (one of the only sentences he currently says) and then he will run into our room and look under our bed because this is where Minnie sleeps, either under our bed or on my office chair, and if Minnie happens to be there Matty will say "Hi Minnie" over and over in a very sweet voice....... I just don't understand this little boys mind what so ever!!!

Okay I can have the mouth of a sailor and I'm the first to admit it, I do really try not to say curse words but there are times that I just can't help it. Just like carbs, chocolate, caffiene, popcorn, and butter are my visicious food temptations, there are times.... Well I'm really trying to work hard on ALL my bad habits and last week I was carrying a stack of papers out of the kitchen into the hallway to be shredded in the hallway and I stepped on a very sharp action figure making me trip and all the papers that I'd just gone through go everywhere so what was my reaction, I start to say "Oh SHHHH..." remembering that I don't want to curse anymore I finish the shhh with ugar beans so I say "oh shhhhurgarbeans" and I hear William say "Oh good job mommy, I thought you were going to say "Oh Sh!$", knowing I can't punish him for saying something that he hears me say often I just reply with "Thanks Will, how about no one says that anymore, okay?"

10 comments:

Derek-Jenny-Kaitlynd-Ethan-Dylan said...

Oh, Shhhhugar beans. That is so hilarious. I wish I could watch my mouth.
My Ethan declared "Da#$@ it". The other day when he could not get his seat belt on.

I suck.

Sovic Clan said...

OMGosh!! That is way too funny! I too need to work on my mouth! I wonder if I would quit if I put soap in it evertime I say a bad word ??? HMMMMM

Krystal said...

cracking up right now! I love kids sometimes! can't kide anything from them!!

Curt, Colleen, and CJ said...

LMAO! The other day CJ was playing with this toys and I hear "$h**" come out of his mouth. I was a little stunned because he kept saying it over and over again. Then I realized he was "sit". He wanted me to come and sit next to him!
Needless to say we are all human and "some" words do slip out of my mouth too!

BrittneyandDoug said...

That is too funny! Good job catching yourself, I try not to say curse words, but sometimes...it just happens! LOL

Sell...Party Of 3 said...

Thank you for making me giggle! Savannah recently said something much worse, and it just happened to be in front of my in laws...talked about embarrassed! um yeah, IT WAS HORRIBLE!

Jana said...

Oh I see why you lovingly thought of me when you posted! :) We had a FHE about swearing and now I can't say anything, no matter if it's a true swear or not I get the "mom, don't say that word" constantly from Q! Drives me nuts!

steph said...

Hilarious!

Becky said...

Oops! I love it! They help us stay good huh! Or...something!

Heather Bankhead said...

awesome.